The+Haunted+House

I took one step into the haunted house and what I saw left me breathless...

A headless Osama Bin Laden with two shots in his chest getting attacked by the FBI. They were getting attacked by angels with halos going around the back and sides and two devil horns at the front.

I took one more step in and saw that an oversized ninja was throwing 20" machetes at an oversized dartboard, when I took a couple more steps in I saw that the machetes were hitting my bloody friend all over the bloody body.

One minute later his head fell off and blood went all over me the oversized ninja took his mask off and I saw he had no hair so he started ripping my friend's blonde long hair off and supergluing my friend's hair on his bald spot.

I screamed and they all looked and started sprinting for me I was the school's best runner but I wasn't fast enough, they threw another machete and another and another then my head rolled off blood and brains went everywhere last thing my disattached head saw was guts, blood, liver, gore, and my heart... then I was GONE!

THE END